E-Quad Balls
$30.00
To celebrate a century of Stanford Engineering excellence, we present the most hands-on tribute yet: a gleaming strand of anal beads inspired by the legendary marble spheres of the E-Quad. Precision-modeled, lovingly polished, and ready for insertion into the annals of history. Whether you're a mechanical master or a laboratory genius, this commemorative set lets you take your Cardinal pride to the only place on Stanford where the sun don’t shine.